The soothing power of Gaga

WAAAAAAAA!
Why is he crying?
WAAAAAAAAA!
I don't know. I've checked everything. Diaper, food, nothing.
WAAAAAAAAA!
How do we get him to stop?
WAAAAAAAA!
Music?
WAAAAAAAAA!
Sure, try anything.
WAAAAAAAAA!
Baby Einstein?
WAAAAAAAAAA!
Nope, something else! Acoustic guitar?
WAAAAAAAAA!!
[10 mins later] Lady Gaga?
Sure, try anything! Wait? He stopped?
Whatever works.
I don't know. I might have to draw a line somewhere...