And it begins...

4:30 AM. Saturday morning.

Hey, what's going on?
I think my water just broke.
Oh, should we call the hospital?
No, I don't think so.
Alright. [Lie back down. A minute passes.] Why don't I just check? According to this we should call the doctor.
Ok, can you do it? At first I thought I wet the bed, but I'd just gone to the bathroom.
Yum. Yes, I'm calling because my girlfriend's water just broke. Yes. It's Wednesday, so Dr. C should be on call. Ok. She'll call us back. Great. We're headed to the hospital now.
You know it's Friday, actually Saturday...right?
Oh, really? No. Wait. Huh. [Long pause] Are we packed?
Yeah, I am and Otto is, but I didn't know what to pack for you.
Oh yeah, I forgot. Ok, here's all I'll need - one change of clothes. Let's go.
Bring a towel.

Thus begins our 5 day hospital journey...