Expressions...

Are you getting married?
Whatever you do don't get married?
Seriously, when are you getting married?
Wow, you have dropped? I saw your belly before I saw you.
Me too!! What? I'm pregnant too! Seriously...
When are you getting married?
Is it possible to talk him out while I'm on vacation?
Wow. Cool.
I'm so happy for you. You'll make great parents/a great dad/a great mom!
What's the name?
What are you naming him?
Any names?
I think you should name him...
That?! Seriously?! You're going with that? You can't be serious.
You have a girlfriend? I think you're missing the point...
Call me 20 minutes beforehand.
Is there a new addition? No. Ok, bye.
One is cool. Two and I don't know you. Seriously. Just kidding.
Why didn't you tell me?
Shutup!
Any news from the 'down there' front?!
Do you need anything?
Can we get you anything?
Here, we got this for you. What do you think? Nice, huh? Well...
Where are you giving birth? Oh...
What hospital will you be at? I like that one!
Virginia, ugh! Oh, you live there...
I know people there so we got a private room. Aren't they all private?
Are you married yet? Why not?
Who's [Mom's name]?
Better get in shape.
That kid's going to be hysterical/lucky/loved/a mess.
Your kid needs married parents. Seriously.
So any openings? Get it? Yeah...
Wow, you're so big!
Oh my gosh, you're huge!
Wow, can you get much bigger?!
You're the first person to be proud of what they weigh, most people cry.
Is it a boy or a girl?
Boy or girl?
Innie or Outtie?
You gonna circumcise him? Why/why not?
Vaginal or C-section? Is that too personal? Just wondering...
Oh my gosh, I heard about this one woman who...
You're life is ruined.
It's the greatest ride of your life. You'll love it.
Awesome.