His name is still Otto, right? Yeah, why? I named my Madden QB Otto after him and don't want to change it. Oh.
Ewww, why is there a booger on my boob? Nursing is a dirty job.
I'm torturing our child clipping his nails while he's fisting them. Umm, what?
When he came out what were your first thoughts? He looks like Violet from 'Willa Wonka and the Chocolate Factory' after she started swelling like a blueberry, so not a good impression initially.
I didn't want to say anything, but we've been talking and your kid kind of looks Asian. He has jaundice. Ohhh.
Why is he screaming? It looks like he's pulling his own hair. I hope this is accidental and not a preview of things to come.
You better keep an eye on him. That kid looks big enough to walk outside and hail a cab.
Hey, I'm not totally versed on baby genes, but are babies like kittens? Will his eyes remain blue or are they going to turn dark brown?
No fair. He has more hair than me.
Please note, this is the only time in his life when he can have a double chin and it is "cute".
You better get that kid a cheeseburger on the way home-- that is seriously the biggest newborn I've ever seen!
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